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"OK! I admit it. Stupid is as stupid does! But, I got invited to the white house for a beer with the president."
"How in the Hell did you two get elected?"
"Beam me up Scotty. There is no intelligent life here"
"Badges ... we don't need no stinkin badges." [... bonus if you can name the movie that made that quote famous]
... and many more. Check the comments for all of them.
Get me out of here!
ReplyDelete"Mr. Gates, Joe, if you remember how I pointed out the teleprompter to you both earlier. When it says 'SMILE', be sure to flash a grin because that is when we'll be allowing the media to take a pic. I don't care what the stupid cop does."
ReplyDeleteWow - Biden's even stupider in person.
ReplyDeleteALL DRESSED UP IN SUIT AND TIES AND NO WHERE TO GO!
ReplyDeleteI especially like the plastic table and chairs -who are we trying to impress?
Police Officer: Hey have you guys heard about the big political battle between Greenville City Fire and Greenville Twp. Rescue in Ohio??
ReplyDeleteObama: Where in the hell is Ohio ? Is that in the United States ?
Thanks for inviting me here President Carter ... uhh, I mean Obama.
ReplyDelete"Mr. Gates, could you top my beer off?"
ReplyDelete"No sir, Mr. Gates, Mr. Obama, that was not a racist comment. He's just the one with the pitcher."
Did you hear the one about the lawyer, the politician and the cop?
ReplyDeleteHey biden, did you know your fly is down?
ReplyDeleteRemember that lady that thought she was going to give us a run for our money in the election, what ever happened to her?
ReplyDeleteMan, I love government lunches.
ReplyDeleteIf I catch a black guy crawling through the window of the white house, should I ask him for some ID or assume he lives there?
ReplyDelete"Beam me up Scotty. There is no intelligent life here"
ReplyDelete"Hey not only am I not bothered by being call a racist by a black bigot and having a cold one with the president that will destroy the US economy....I'm a firm supporter of CO2 sequestering"
ReplyDeleteHave you heard the one about the Jew, the Catholic, and the Native American that went into a bar in Harlem?
ReplyDeleteOK! I admit it. Stupid is as stupid does! But, I got invited to the white house for a beer with the president.
ReplyDeletePolice Officer Thinking to himself: Keep drinking guys, when we get in our cars and leave, I'll lock you up for driving while intoxicated.
ReplyDeleteBeer and Politicians make strange bedfellows
ReplyDeleteThis is not a caption, but a comment. Joe Biden was added in to this party at the last moment. Do you think it's possible that Rahm and the boys thought it through - and decided that an extra white guy was needed for some racial balance? Just a thought.
ReplyDeleteHow in the Hell did you two get elected?
ReplyDeleteWhat time do the dancing girls start??
ReplyDeletebadges?? we dont need no stinkin badges!
ReplyDeletenow that we have distracted america, let's get this party started
ReplyDeleteNo... I can't stay for any texas holdum..
ReplyDeleteObama: Ahhh, come on
The rest of the gang: Hey, I'm in
"My beer needed approval to enter this country, too!"
ReplyDeleteMr. President, I appreciate the beer, but seeing Hillary in that skimpy costume does not make this Hooters!
ReplyDeleteHere we are,four of us wolves, running around the desert together in Las Vegas looking for strippers and cocaine.
ReplyDelete" Only Mad dogs and Englishmen stay out in the noon-day sun". Which are which?
ReplyDeleteWill the real american hero and who should be a role model for all americans....Please raise their hand
ReplyDeleteBlazing Saddles
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